The Most Destructive Force on the Planet

This is a Pomeranian puppy. No visible legs, little fuzzy ear flaps, button nose, demonic look in his eyes. Picture this, but all white and you had the snowball we named Hiccup. I will always contend that pommy puppies are, scientifically, the cutest puppies in existence. When Hiccup was a puppy we would play tug of war with my socks. Eventually he would get so worked up I would pick the sock up off the ground and he would hang from it by his teeth, growling and lashing around like a fish.