I. Can't. Move.

We started the great renovations this weekend. All weekend. These are the things I learned:



1. Primer does not come out of hair

2. It doesn't really come off of skin too easily either.

3. If you are using primer in a closet, you get high really, really quickly.

4. If you put a 70lb. boy in a closet with primer, and he shuts the door, he almost dies (sorry bout your kid, Rachel)

5. Mortar does come off of skin, but until it does you can't move whatever part of your body is covered in it.

6. Putting mortar down is like frosting a cake, but it doesn't taste nearly as good.

7. My husband is able to tell if a tile is one millimeter off from the rest of the row, and he will tell you about it.

8. Having a mom around to make you sandwiches after you've fallen asleep in exhaustion in the middle of the day is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

9. If you have a desk job, doing manual labor for 8-9 hours a day for two days means you will be completely incapacitated on the third day.

10. It's better not to wonder about the bones that you find in the carport crawl space.